of your growth

Whiskerino is “a beard growing contest” according to Parker Brothers Beyond Balderdash. For 4 months, participants grow a beard with nary the shave, perpetually growing their beards to see who sports the most impressive face fuzz at the end. To be unable to grow your beard during the alloted time will place the participant in the Hall of Shame. Embrace your manliness! Saving today’s food for tomorrow’s meals.