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Jean-Claude Van Damme is known for riveting martial arts films where he gets to strut his physique as he performs 360º split-kicks into the faces of his opponents. Recently, he has taken on more traditional acting roles with more thought and less kiss-kiss-bang-bang. In J.C.V.D., he plays himself as a star returning home and snaps “because [he's] a nutjob.” Here’s to crushing walnuts with your buttocks.